Banned from zoo.
Again?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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