i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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