So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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