Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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