I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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