his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS