did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.