you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Less talking, more tequila
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision