He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.