This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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