after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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