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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!

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(479): View more from Arkansas

he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.

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(586): View more from Michigan

i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.

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(770): View more from Georgia

A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night

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(303): View more from Colorado

He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.

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(239): View more from Florida

You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not

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(718): View more from New York

is caitlin alive?

(415): View more from California

ya she's alive she's watching a movie

(718): View more from New York

ok remind her she drank toilet water then.

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