Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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