Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
