Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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