Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
thus making me awesome and them whores
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
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The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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