he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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