he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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