I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Even my vagina gasped.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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