What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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