Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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