next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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