I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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