ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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