I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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