Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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