We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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