yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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