4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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