I think I am morally bankrupt
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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