Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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