she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
ttyl tear gas
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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