remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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