what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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