Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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