they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
