good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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Just high enough for therapy.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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