we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
