i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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