Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.