I'm gonna have a badass scar
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?