We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.