Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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