you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe