i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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