I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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