STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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