i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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