in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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