I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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