hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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