So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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