I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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