I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Drunk is not a location!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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