So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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