if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
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she kept yelling 'call me bella'
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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