I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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