I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
so much tequila, so little girl.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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