just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
