so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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