walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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