at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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