you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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